Нашла старые детские стишки, которые во второй школе нас заставляли учить на фонетический конкурс... Боже, какой бред...
This little pig went to market;
This little pig stayed at home;
This little pig had roast beef;
This little pig had none;
This little pig said, "Wee, wee!
I can't find my way home!"